Grandchildren are so much fun, I should have had them first by Lois Wyse (818.5402 WYS) is full of short, witty stories about being a grandmother. Here are a few of the authors observations:
They're not yet grandparents, but they are two stops past Kids 'R' Us, so the license plate on their hot little two-seat sports car reads, "KDSRGON."
If you want to take ten years off your body, just put a black leotard or black tights. Black hides black-and-blue (as in veins, spidery and otherwise) and tights hide loose (as in thighs and other parts of the body too disgusting to mention).
c Waterloo Public Library 2008
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